Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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brandon ya twwat

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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knock knock no ones home

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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