what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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guess what chicken butt

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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