how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Faithful men.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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american government

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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