What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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