How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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a man said hi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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