What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Chuck Norris.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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