- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

balls

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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