Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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i have to pee out my ass.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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The person below me is weird.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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I agree

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Chuck Norris.

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