Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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