- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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