- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

A cat playing laser tag.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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