Flop dog

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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