Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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