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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Do you know the muffin man? No

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Penis

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What's funnier than 24? 25

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Do you know the muffin man? No

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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