Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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WNBA

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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A young baby died.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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hey

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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School

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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