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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

roses are black violets are black im blind

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