What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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