Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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