Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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