- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

bees knees

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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