What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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falling didnt make the difference

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Anti Joke

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