What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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