you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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A white person at Harvard

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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