What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

what did the shark do when he died.....

You know what sucks? Yes.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

The person below me is weird.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

I agree

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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