Hey, Max!!

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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NASCAR

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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42, that is all

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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