A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

thumb_up thumb_down +168

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

A baby seal walked into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You copy and paster!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops