- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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