What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Donald Trump.

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PENIS

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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you lose.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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black people

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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