What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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