What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What black and has children A black man

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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