- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Knock Knock Come in.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Justin Bieber

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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