- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said I hate niiggers

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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