- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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