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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.