How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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who ever is reading this....

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Justin Bieber.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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