A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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My pet rock died.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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tims sty:)

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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