Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Grammer is very important

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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