ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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