- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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