How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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