- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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