- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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