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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why didn't he finish his

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Why did it die Nothing died

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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