- Anti Joke

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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