What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Knock knock. Racism.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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