- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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