- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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