- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What can make you pee? Liquid

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

womens rights

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

try slamming a revolving door

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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