What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Tony Romo

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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