- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

once upon a time, it snowed

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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