Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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balls

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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