- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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