- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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