- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

My pet rock died.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

tims sty:)

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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