How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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