- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

knock knock Labrinth come in

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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