A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

thumb_up thumb_down +4

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops