why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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