The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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