what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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