- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Butt poop.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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