How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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