- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

VAGINA.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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