Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How old are you? 20

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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