What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

falling didnt make the difference

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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