- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

balls

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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