Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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children burning

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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